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Life Is Short. Take The Cruise, Eat The Cake

Life Is Short. Take The Cruise, Eat The Cake

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Life Is Short. Take The Cruise, Eat The Cake. 🍰 Tee for Free Spirits & Floating Foodies

Why choose between adventure and indulgence when you can have both? This cheeky retro tee is a toast to living large — sea breeze in your hair, dessert in hand, and zero regrets on the itinerary.

Whimsical, wanderlusty, and just the right amount of sweet — it’s cruise-core energy, served fresh.

Perfect for chocolate fountain moments, ocean-view daydreams, or living like every day’s formal night (but comfier). 🚢✨🍽️

Description

Soft, Stylish & Ready to Roam

Made from lightweight, 100% ring-spun cotton, our unisex tees are soft, breathable, and perfect for everyday adventures.

Classic fit, crew neck, and designed for comfort with a tear-away label.

Ethically made with US-grown cotton and certified for safety and sustainability. Great style, good vibes—every time you wear it.

Washing Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F) with similar colors
  • Do not bleach
  • Tumble dry on low heat
  • Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
  • Do not dry clean
  • Wash Inside Out for Best Results









Size Chart

📏 Size Chart (Imperial)
Size Width (in) Length (in) Sleeve Length (in)
XS 16.00 27.00 7.99
S 18.00 28.00 8.23
M 20.00 29.00 8.50
L 22.00 30.00 8.74
XL 24.00 31.00 9.02
2XL 26.00 32.00 9.25
3XL 28.00 33.00 9.49
4XL 30.00 34.00 9.72
5XL 32.00 35.00 9.96
📏 Size Chart (Metric)
Size Width (cm) Length (cm) Sleeve Length (cm)
XS 40.64 68.58 20.30
S 45.72 71.12 20.90
M 50.80 73.66 21.60
L 55.88 76.20 22.20
XL 60.96 78.74 22.90
2XL 66.04 81.28 23.50
3XL 71.12 83.82 24.10
4XL 76.20 86.36 24.70
5XL 81.28 88.90 25.30

Shipping & Returns

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

Please see our Refund Policy.

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